"Uh, no, I'm doing water for now."
"Oh, ok. Here's a menu."
I was so excited. I opened the large tri-fold menu and start looking at seafood entrees. (I can afford entrees now since I'm not spending $30 on drinks alone.) "Uh, Dee, it's just apps and pizzas after 11, you know." FUCKKKKKK. No liquor, no fried food, no fast food. DAMN YOU APPETIZERS.
"Maybe I'll have the Spin Artichoke Dip n Chips"
"Chips are fried"
"Maybe I'll have Chicken Nachos"
"Chips are fried. Maybe you should have your usual Toasted Ravs?"
"Toasted means fried."
:(
So I have a Chicken Quesadilla with extra Quacamole and I'm so proud of myself. Quesa and a water. $8.75 plus tax. Wait... What's this feeling? I feel like hell. Uh....... my stomach. I feel dizzy. Does liquor normally coat my stomach when I eat this shit? Does the Sprite neutralize the grease? I feel food drunk.
Stupid greasy food with no Vodka Sprite. Hate you.
Anyway, I still think that if you are used to drinking, you will still feel "fake buzzed" as you watch your friend(s) drink their normal drinks while you sit there sipping "something."
Oh I miss you Vodka. We shall meet again soon.
Here is a thought, DON'T GO TO A BAR. Try going out to dinner and sitting at a table like normal people. Also, even though you are a bartender that does not mean you are required to taste the drink. I know tons of places and have actually worked at a couple of places where you can not drink on your shift or in the building. I wish you could see what I see when I read these blogs. I am proud that you have made it 7 days.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on a week! I guess I lost the bet considering I said 6 days. And I can't take credit for the lyrics on my blog. Its actually done by the band A Wilhelm Scream. I'm still working on my stuff, and it's not even close to ready for human ears. But one day... one day...
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